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Trump Unveils New Military Strategy

At a press conference outside the White House scaffolding Thursday, Trump unveiled his latest military strategy. “It’s something i came up with, its something they call…blitscreed. You basically are using everything you got, everything you got at the same time until you can get behind them and really give it to them from behind. They’re saying it’s beautiful and i gotta say i think so too.”

This strategy is expected to be tested on American streets this winter as the White House expands it’s efforts against muslim mayors across US cities.

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