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With life expectancy dwindling, Americans are hitting their midlife crises earlier.
Only 90’s kids will remember this This holiday season the Christmas lists Americans in their early 30s are sending to
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Opinion: This Light Is Broken
I’ve tried everything and this stupid piece of s**t won’t f**king turn on. I’m pretty sure it’s broken.
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Trump Unveils New Military Strategy
At a press conference outside the White House scaffolding Thursday, Trump unveiled his latest military strategy. “It’s something i came
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PRESS RELEASE: Dade County Kingslayers Football Club Message to Fans
PRESS RELEASEDade County Kingslayers Football ClubDate: September 26, 2025 FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE To the loyal Kingslayer Nation: I won’t sugarcoat
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What You Waiting For? Update
Fellow Stefani fans: There is some good news and bad news.
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History of LoL Part 2: The Rise and Fall of Russia
Worlds Season Two It’s 2012 and you’ve flown from Ohio to Los Angeles to watch America’s sweethearts, Team Solo Mid,
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Ranking Congress’s Enumerated Powers By How Cool It’d Be To Just Give Them Away To The President
Why stop at War Powers? Let’s see which other clauses would be cool to just totally give away to the President.
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Big Government Is Why You Equate Comic Books with Superheroes
Blame hearings held by the 83rd United States Senate from 1954 to 1955.
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Casino Heist Dossier
Your character is a part of a team assembled by a mysterious benefactor for a particular high-stakes heist job where your special skills are necessary for success. The target: a retired professional gambler turned casino owner named Quentin Togglepocket.
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