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Moron Bowl 2022: Jersey Punishment candidates

Many fantasy leagues have a punishment for coming in last place at the end of the season. These punishments can range from the milquetoast to the truly scarring. For years, the INTBIQ league has floated the idea of a custom jersey punishment where the loser must publicly wear a jersey he would hate. These are what I think would be the best/worst options. Suggestions welcome

JMB: Desmond Howard, Michigan Wolverines #21 (“Pictorial Jersey,” home)

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Obviously the regular blue jersey would be bad enough. But ruining a classic clean design with a picture of the guy in the numbering is just that much worse.

NA: Draymond Green, Golden State Warriors #23 (“Royal Select Series Camo”)

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With the camoflague, you can’t even see Draymond flagrantly fouling the Cavs during the Finals

MD: Ezekiel Elliott, Dallas Cowboys #21 (White)

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Debating between requiring MD to carry around a giant spoon or a Salvation Army kettle as extra punishment.

The King: Steve Young, BYU Cougars #8 (Royal Blue)

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If The King somehow ended up in last place then it is truly an act of devine retribution from the God worshipped by the LDS.

PD: O.J. Simpson, Buffalo Bills #32 (White)

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